Meeting Syndrome 101

Chapter 1: Symptoms

Meetings. The bane of our existence. Or are they?

Primary Symptoms:

• Excessive use of jargon
• Inability to start on time
• Tendency to use PowerPoint for 3 hours
• Unrelenting need to summarize in 10 bullet points

Secondary Symptoms:

• Uncontrollable yawns
• Desire to check email during the presentation
• Unshakeable urge to make a joke

Chapter 2: Treatment Options

There are only two options:

Option 1: Medication

Side effects may include:

• Increased productivity (temporarily)
• Loss of creativity
• Permanent damage to your social life

Option 2: Support Group

Join our community of fellow sufferers and share your experiences!

Meetings Syndrome 102: Advanced Treatment

Meetings Syndrome FAQ

Meetings Syndrome Forum