MEETING TECHNIQUES

The art of meeting. Where productivity goes to die.

Technique 1: Bullshit, Bluster, and Vague Jargon - The classic.

Technique 2: The 10:00 AM Morning Meeting of Doom - Where the coffee machine is the only one awake.

Technique 3: The "Action Item" Trap - Where we promise to do it, but never actually do it.