Warning: These terms are not to be taken lightly. If you disagree with the terms, please do not bother us, as we are already aware of your disagreement and are prepared to disagree with you.
Term 1: We are always right. | Term 2: You are always wrong. | Term 3: Meetings will be held on Wednesdays.
Appendix: Disagreement Dictionary
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