Property Rights
By attending meetings at The Office of Unnecessary Meetings, you grant us the right to use your soul.
By attending meetings, you agree to the following:
Article 1: Soul Harvesting
We reserve the right to harvest your soul at any time, without notice, for the purpose of improving our meeting attendance records.
Read more about our Soul Harvesting Policy
Article 2: Involuntary Listening
By attending meetings, you agree to listen to presentations, discussions, and PowerPoint presentations for an indefinite amount of time, without the option to leave or change the subject.
Learn more about our Involuntary Listening Policy
Article 3: Mandatory Smiling
We require you to smile, nod, and make positive body language at all times, even when the presentation is boring, or the coffee is cold.