Meeting Terms: What to Expect (Or Not)

Warning: Meetings are like black holes in space-time. They suck all the fun out of your day, leaving you with only your sanity as a souvenir.

Pre-Meeting Expectations

Before you're dragged into a meeting, you should expect:

• A room filled with people who are secretly plotting against you.
• A conference room that reeks of stale coffee and broken dreams.
• A presenter who will drone on for hours, pausing only for awkward silence.

Post-Meeting Expectations

After the meeting, you should expect:

• To have your email inbox flooded with unnecessary attachments.
• To spend the rest of the day wondering if you're going crazy.
• To receive an "update" from your boss about the "action items" from the meeting.

And, just for good measure, expect to find a few stray Post-It notes stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

Meeting Minutes (Or What Happened)

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