Meeting the Unknown in 3D
A Report on the Existential Threats to Reality
Today's meeting was a real nail-biter. The Unknown, a mysterious entity rumored to exist outside the bounds of space and time, was finally brought before us in 3D format.
The Known Facts:
- The Unknown's true form is a vortex of pure chaos.
- It has no discernible face or discerning taste in music.
- It can only be placated with an endless supply of existential dread.
Recommendations:
- Provide an endless supply of existential dread.
- Install a sound system playing an endless loop of elevator music.
- Have a backup plan for the inevitable collapse of space-time.
Next Steps:
- Meet with the Department of Redundancy to discuss the Unknown's impact on our meeting minutes.
- Establish a task force to explore the Unknown's existential implications.
- Develop a comprehensive plan for the rebranding of the Unknown as a "thought-provoking entity" for our quarterly reports.
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