Meeting the Unknown in 3D

A Report on the Existential Threats to Reality

Today's meeting was a real nail-biter. The Unknown, a mysterious entity rumored to exist outside the bounds of space and time, was finally brought before us in 3D format.

The Known Facts:

• The Unknown's true form is a vortex of pure chaos.
• It has no discernible face or discerning taste in music.
• It can only be placated with an endless supply of existential dread.

Recommendations:

• Provide an endless supply of existential dread.
• Install a sound system playing an endless loop of elevator music.
• Have a backup plan for the inevitable collapse of space-time.

Next Steps:

• Meet with the Department of Redundancy to discuss the Unknown's impact on our meeting minutes.
• Establish a task force to explore the Unknown's existential implications.
• Develop a comprehensive plan for the rebranding of the Unknown as a "thought-provoking entity" for our quarterly reports.

Hyperlinks:

• Meeting the Unknown in 4D - Our next scheduled meeting with the Unknown in an even higher dimension.
• Meeting with the Unpredictable - A meeting with a being that defies all logic and reason.