Today's schedule is brought to you by the infinite abyss of nothingness.
10:00 AM: The Void will not be attending. It's a recurring theme, don't @ me.
11:00 AM: "The Meaning of Existence in an Infinite Expanse" - a presentation by local nihilist, Dave.
12:00 PM: Lunch break. Please bring your own existential dread.
1:00 PM: "The Art of Saying 'Yes' to Nothingness" - a workshop by Karen from HR.
2:00 PM: The Void will be taking an unscheduled break to stare into the abyss.