Meeting Tips for the Caffeine Deprived

As a seasoned expert in the field of meetings, we've compiled a list of essential tips for individuals who've forgotten what day it is, what time it is, and what they're even talking about.

• 1. Bring Coffee. Trust us, it helps.
• 2. Turn off your phone. It's not a phone, it's a meeting.
• 3. Dress to Impress. We won't judge you, we promise.
• 4. Pretend to care. It's not like it'll kill you or anything.

Bonus Tip: If you're still awake, congratulations! You're doing better than most.

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