The Meeting That Never Happened

Minutes of the Minutes

Present:

• John D. B. Dimpus
• Bob McSnoddy

Objective

We were supposed to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Instead, we talked about our favorite colors and who ate the last donut in the break room.

Agenda

1. Color Palette
2. Break Room Donut Policy
3. The Futility of Existence

Decisions

We decided that:

1. The color of the day would be #f2c.
2. The break room donut policy would remain unchanged, because who are we kidding, it's all just a facade.
3. We would all just pretend that the meeting never happened, and that the minutes were just a figment of someone's imagination.

Action Items

None. Because, honestly, we're not really here.

None of your business.

Follow up on the fact that this meeting never happened, and we're all just going about our day as if nothing is amiss.

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