It started as a normal meeting, with the usual small talk and coffee-fueled productivity. But as the minutes ticked by, it became apparent that we were all just pretending to care. Our eyes glazed over as we discussed the finer points of "synergy" and "disruption."
But then, something changed. Maybe it was the free donuts, or maybe it was the air conditioning. But suddenly, we found ourselves in a heated debate over who ate the last donut. The tension was palpable, the passion was palpable, the sense of existential dread was palpable.
We realized, in that moment, that we were all just going through the motions. We were meeting for the sake of meeting. And, in that moment, we found a strange sense of liberation. We decided to just roll with it, to just be present in the moment, to just be.
Or maybe that's just a lie.
Either way, it was a meeting like no other. And if you want to experience more of this thrilling, existential crisis, you should: