Q: What is the Meeting Deleter 3000?
A: It's a time-traveling conference organizer from the year 3056.
Q: How does it work?
A: It's a combination of advanced quantum entanglement and a very loud whistle.
Q: Is it reliable?
A: Mostly. But don't ask about that one meeting in 2087 where the space-time vortex got stuck.
Q: Can I use it to attend virtual meetings?
A: Only if you have a flux capacitor.
Disclaimer: Meeting Deleter 3000 is not responsible for your tardiness or existential dread.