Meetings 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to Meetings 101, where the art of achieving nothing is taught by experts who have achieved nothing.

Here, you'll learn the secrets to:

• How to turn a simple email into a multi-page agenda
• Techniques for creating an endless to-do list
• Effective ways to say "I'm not sure" without actually committing to anything

And, of course, the ancient art of taking a two-hour meeting to discuss something that could have been covered in an email.

Join us in our next session: Meetings 202: The Dark Art of Time Management to learn how to schedule meetings around the world, but not actually do anything.

Note: Please do not bring your lunch or snacks, as they will be consumed by the meeting leaders.

Also, do not attempt to leave early, as this is considered a meeting-related faux pas.