Point 2: The Great Fire Sale. Because what's the point of the end of the world if you can't get a good deal?
Join us as our panel of esteemed experts discuss the finer points of haggling with the devil himself for the best deals on eternal damnation.
Panel 1: "The Art of Negotiation"
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to learn the secrets of the apocalypse's best negotiators!