Agenda
- Item 1: The Improbability of Human Existence
- Item 2: The Certain Doom of Our Times
- Item 3: The Inconvenience of Time-Traveling Socks
Attendees
- Dr. B. Witty, Expert on the Inexplicable
- Dr. S. Sassy, Specialist on Socks
- Dr. P. Peculiar, Professor of Unlikely Events