This meeting was called to discuss the pressing issue of who ate the last donut in the break room. After an hour of heated debate, it was determined that it was probably just the janitor.

Learn more about the Great Donut Heist Other meetings that went nowhere The one that never ended

Other meetings that went nowhere

The one that discussed the importance of procrastination as a productivity strategy. Result: 0% of the meeting's objectives achieved. 100% of the attendees fell asleep.

The mystery of the disappearing coffee pot The smell that nobody wants to talk about

The one that never ended

This meeting has been ongoing since the invention of time. Attendees have been rotated out and replaced with new ones who are still waiting for it to end.

The meeting's agenda that never gets finished Who's in charge here?