A Meeting About Nothing

Today's meeting will be about absolutely nothing. No, really, it'll be about the concept of "nothing" itself. We'll be brainstorming the meaninglessness of existence, and the importance of not having meetings.

We'll be meeting in the conference room at 2 PM sharp. Don't be late, because, let's face it, we'll probably run out of coffee.

Agenda:

1. Introduction to Nothing (15 minutes)
2. Breakout sessions on the Futility of Life (45 minutes)
3. Wrap-up with a Q&A session on the Implications of Non-Existence (15 minutes)

Refreshments will be provided, but only if we're lucky. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully.

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