Q: What is the point of all these meetings?
A: Because, apparently, the fate of the world depends on it. Or, at the very least, the fate of our coffee breaks.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock to the meeting?
A: NO. We have a strict no-pet policy. Unless it's a rock from the planet Zorgon, which we'll tolerate.
Q: What's the dress code for these meetings?
A: Business casual, but only if "business" is "wearing a onesie" and "casual" is "has a few missing buttons."
Q: Can I request a meeting with the Meeting Overlord?
A: Ha! You think you're worthy of an audience with the great Meeting Overlord? Schedule a meeting with the Overlord and we'll see what we can do.
Q: What's the deal with all the coffee machines in the break room?
A: They're not just coffee machines, they're Time-Traveling Coffee Dispensers from the planet Zorgon. Don't touch the buttons.