Today's meeting is being held on a Tuesday, which is clearly not a good day of the week for anyone.

Bob, the self-proclaimed "Meeting Master," is standing at the front of the room, gesticulating wildly with a marker in hand.

"You see, people, if we don't meet regularly, our productivity will plummet! We'll be like a ship without anchors, lost at sea, adrift in a sea of uncertainty."

As he speaks, the projector behind him projects a graph with an alarming amount of red squiggles and wiggles.

Somebody in the back of the room whispers, "Is that a Venn diagram?"

"No, no, no, that's not a Venn diagram, it's a... uh... a... Flow Chart of Doom!"

View the Chart to see more of Bob's impressive handiwork.

Meanwhile, a Secret Meeting is being conducted in the corner, where the real decisions are being made.