In a surprise turn of events, the team voted to allocate 50% of the company's budget to Ramen Noodles. The meeting attendees were split into three distinct groups: Ramen Enthusiasts (5), Ramen Skeptics (2), and Ramen Apathy (1).
Article 1: All employees are entitled to 3 Ramen Noodle servings per week, free of charge. Article 2: A Ramen Noodle taste-testing committee will be formed, comprising of all Ramen Enthusiasts. Article 3: All meetings will be conducted with Ramen Noodles as the primary source of sustenance.
MEETING MINUTES - DECISION 2: THE GREAT OUTDOOR HEATING COOLER DEBATE
MEETING MINUTES - DECISION 3: THE MANDATORY ROBOT DANCE PARTY
[Note: The meeting concluded with an impromptu Ramen Noodle eating contest, which lasted 3.5 hours and resulted in 2 hospitalizations]