Meetings, Meetings, Everywhere: A Guide to Procrastinating with Style

Techniques

Are you tired of being productive? Do you want to waste an entire day in a sea of pointless discussions? Look no further! Our guide to Procrastination Techniques will show you how.

Technique 1: The Art of the Half-Remembered Meeting

Walk into a meeting with a confident air of forgetfulness. Pretend to recall the last meeting, but actually just make stuff up as you go. Bonus points if you can convincingly recite the last meeting's minutes from memory, even if they were actually just a series of vague promises.

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Technique 2: The Meeting Loop

Repeat the same meeting for hours on end, just to keep the conversation going. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more PowerPoint presentations.

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Technique 3: The Art of Pretending to be Interested

Nod, smile, and pretend to care. It's like a game of "Meetings Bingo" but without the actual bingo cards.

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