The Microwave Invention Committee

Presenters: The Microwave Invention Committee

Today, we're going to present our latest and greatest in microwave technology.

Project: "Microwave 9000"

A high-powered microwave designed to cook a frozen pizza in under 2 seconds, but still not actually safe for human consumption.

Project: "Microwave 3000 Pro"

A mid-range microwave designed to cook a frozen pizza in 3 seconds, but still not actually safe for human consumption.

Project: "Microwave 1000 Lite"

A low-powered microwave designed to cook a frozen pizza in 10 seconds, but still not actually safe for human consumption.

And that's not all! We have many more projects in the works...