Presenters: The Microwave Invention Committee
Today, we're going to present our latest and greatest in microwave technology.
A high-powered microwave designed to cook a frozen pizza in under 2 seconds, but still not actually safe for human consumption.
A mid-range microwave designed to cook a frozen pizza in 3 seconds, but still not actually safe for human consumption.
A low-powered microwave designed to cook a frozen pizza in 10 seconds, but still not actually safe for human consumption.
And that's not all! We have many more projects in the works...