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Step 2: Rebranding the Rebranders

We've finally arrived at the most crucial step in our Midlife Rebranding Strategies: Rebranding the Rebranders. This is where we take the art of rebranding and turn it on itself, because, why not?

Goals:

Rebrand the rebranding team as "The Brand Renegades"
Create a logo that's 100% more complicated than the last 5 logos we designed
Develop a marketing campaign that's 300% more confusing than the last one

Action Items:

Task 1: Rename all existing brand assets to include "Renegade" in the name
Task 2: Develop a new color palette that's 50% more nauseating than the last one
Task 3: Create a rebranding report that's 100% more boring than the last one

Notes:

Remember, folks, this is just Step 2. We've got 7 more steps to go. Stay vigilant, stay focused, and for the love of all things rebranding, don't get too attached to our current logo.