Subjugate Your Mind

Mind Control Exercises

  1. 1. Alpha-Palooza: A meditation technique for achieving alpha state, but with less alpha.
  2. 2. Thought-Police: A series of mental exercises to improve your thought process, but also to make you more paranoid.
  3. 3. Neuro-Squashing: A method for eliminating unwanted thoughts, but also possibly your free will.
  4. 4. Brainwave-Induced-Coma: A technique for achieving a deep state of relaxation, but possibly also a deep state of unconsciousness.
  5. 5. Neural-Ninja-Training: A series of exercises to enhance your focus, but also possibly turn you into a cyborg.

Side Effects

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May cause dizziness, nausea, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged use may lead to permanent brain damage or worse.