Meetings: because 3 minutes just isn't enough time to say "I'm here, I'm late, let's get started already".
Today's meeting will be about... well, we're not quite sure yet. But it'll be long, we promise.
Agenda: 1. Wait for everyone to show up. 2. Wait for everyone to catch up on the last meeting. 3. Discuss something that could be done in 3 minutes.
Refreshments: stale coffee prophets and lukewarm water.