The Ancient Rituals of Meetings
Meetings: where the art of doing nothing is perfected.
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Today we discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Decisions were made, but not really.
Agendas were created, but mostly ignored.
The coffee machine was turned on, but not off.
Motions
- Motion 1: That we should have more meetings.
- Seconded: By everyone, because they didn't want to rock the boat.
- Motion 2: That the coffee machine should be turned off.
- Seconded: By nobody, because who doesn't love a good cup of coffee?
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