Welcome to the Minute Kingdom, where every second is precious. In this chapter, we'll cover the fundamentals of time management, from scheduling appointments with your cat to negotiating with your boss for more coffee breaks.
Chapter 2: Time Traveling for DummiesThe minute hand on the clock moves in one minute increments. It's simple, but it's also a powerful tool for maximizing productivity. Try it: set a timer for 60 seconds, and in that time, do something productive (like staring out the window or contemplating the meaning of life).
Remember: The minute hand moves in one minute increments, but your brain moves at a much slower pace.
Procrastination is an art form, really. It requires focus, patience, and a willingness to do absolutely nothing for long stretches of time. Try it: set a timer, and in that time, do absolutely nothing. Don't worry, it's good for you!
Side Effect: Procrastination may cause feelings of guilt, shame, and existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.