Minute-Taker Extraordinaire

Current Meeting: "The Great Squirrel Problem of 2023"

Present: Bob, Jane, and Joe

Objective: Discuss the existential threat of squirrels stealing our granola

Minutes

10:00 - Bob: Squirrels are a plague upon our land

10:05 - Jane: We must take action, but not too much action, we don't want to startle them

10:10 - Joe: I have a plan, involving traps and... more traps

10:15 - Bob: We need to consider their feelings, they're just trying to survive

10:20 - Jane: But what about our feelings, when they steal all our granola?

10:25 - Joe: Fine, we're adjourned, let's just have more meetings about this later

Adjournment

Meeting adjourned at 10:25, to be reconvened on Friday at the same time

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