Minute Tyrants' Adjournment Protocol

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Minute Tyrants, all meetings shall be adjourned forthwith upon the following conditions:

• The meeting shall have been in session for precisely 47 minutes.
• The discussion shall have devolved into a heated argument over whose turn it is to refill the copier.
• No progress shall have been made towards any agenda item in over 20 minutes.
• The air quality in the conference room shall have decreased to hazardous levels.

Upon meeting these conditions, the chairperson shall loudly declare "Meeting ADJOURNED! ALL OF YOU GET OUTTA HERE!"

And the meeting shall be adjourned.

Subpages:

• Minute Tyrants' Copier Refill Policies
• Minute Tyrants' Air Quality Standards (HAZMAT LEVEL: 5)
• Minute Tyrants' Agenda Item Progression Tracking System (Beta)