ChronoCorp Restructuring Plans

Welcome to the ChronoCorp Restructuring Meeting Minutes, where the fate of the company is decided on a whim and the snacks are always free!

Today, we're tackling the pressing issues of:

Minute Tyrant Syndrome (MTS)

Our team of experts has diagnosed MTS as a condition where our employees are unable to meet their 5-minute meeting quotas. Symptoms include:

• Excessive use of words like "synergy" and "disruption"
• Unwillingness to actually make decisions
• Excessive use of the word "um" while speaking

We propose the following treatment options:

Option 1: Fire Everyone and Hire New People Who Don't Talk That Much

This approach has been shown to be 99.9% effective in curing MTS, but may require additional funding for outplacement services.

Option 2: Install a "Think-o-Matic" Device

This innovative technology will detect and prevent instances of MTS, but may cause occasional spontaneous combustion of middle management. Side effects include:

• Burning of mustaches
• Uncontrollable shouting of "I'M THE BOSS!"

Which plan do you support? Let's vote!