Because who doesn't love a good tyrant?
Meetings with foreign dictators can be a delicate matter. Here's a brief guide on how to navigate the complexities of tyranny.
1. Don't Eat the Dinner - A crucial rule of thumb when dealing with dictators: never, ever eat the dinner they insist you join them for.
2. Flatter Them - Dictators love to hear themselves talk, so be sure to listen attentively and offer plenty of praise.
3. Appease Them with Souvenirs - A well-placed gift can go a long way in establishing a rapport with your host.
4. Don't Try to Escape - Trust us, it never ends well.
And for those who want to go pro, there's the Dictator-in-Training program. Because, let's face it, being a dictator is a lot of fun.
Want more tips? Visit our Advanced Dictatorship Techniques page for more expert advice.