Annual Budget Review: Because Someone Has to Pay for All These Conquests

We're proud to present the Empire's Annual Budget Review, a comprehensive look at where our hard-earned gold and resources go.

Conquest of the Known Universe: $1,000,000,000
Space Broom Services: $500,000,000
Prosthetic Limb Replacement: $200,000,000
Intergalactic PR Campaigns: $300,000,000
Bureaucratic Red Tape: $400,000,000
Discretionary Spending: $1,000,000,000

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