Weekly Status Update: Because You Clearly Need to Know What's Happening | Empire at a Glance

By Lord Commander, Emperor of Slightly-Used Empire

Key Developments:

• The Ministry of Inflated Egos has been granted additional funding for their "I'm-a-genius, I'm-so-talented" project.
• The Department of Redundant Meetings has been tasked with creating 27 new committees to discuss the importance of creating more committees.
• The Emperor's personal barber has been overhauled to accommodate the Lord Commander's increasingly extravagant hairdo.

Upcoming Events:

• Weekly Plenary Session: Because One Meeting Per Week is Just Not Enough
• Empire Day Celebration: Because We Love Banners and Bad Poetry
• Mandatory Mandarin Course: Because You Clearly Need to Learn How to Ask for the Toilet