Weekly Status Update: Because You Clearly Need to Know What's Happening | Empire at a Glance
By Lord Commander, Emperor of Slightly-Used Empire
Key Developments:
- The Ministry of Inflated Egos has been granted additional funding for their "I'm-a-genius, I'm-so-talented" project.
- The Department of Redundant Meetings has been tasked with creating 27 new committees to discuss the importance of creating more committees.
- The Emperor's personal barber has been overhauled to accommodate the Lord Commander's increasingly extravagant hairdo.
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