Meetings: Minute Tyrants and Mandrian 101

In this course, you will learn the art of dominating meetings with the subtle yet devastating power of the Minute Tyrant.

Meetings, you see, are not just a necessary evil. They are, in fact, an opportunity to assert one's will over the masses.

Our expert instructors have crafted a curriculum that will have you effortlessly hijacking agendas, silencing dissent, and emerging victorious from the meeting room.

Course Outline:

Mandrian 201: Advanced Techniques for the Modern Tyrant

Mandrian 202: The Art of Gaslighting Your Colleagues

Don't just attend meetings. Dominate them.

Disclaimer: This course is not intended for use in actual meetings, where the goal is to collaborate and achieve mutual goals. Use at your own risk.

Meet the Instructors:

Aaron, the Tyrant

Aaron is a renowned expert in the field of meeting domination. He has a proven track record of successfully hijacking meetings and leaving his opponents in shambles.

Lisa, the Enabler

Lisa is a master of deflection and redirection. She can expertly steer the conversation away from any topic that threatens Aaron's agenda.

Testimonials:

5/5 stars - "I attended this course and, within a week, I had successfully turned my team into a cult of devoted followers." - John D.

4/5 stars - "The course was informative, but the instructors were a bit too intense. I ended up in a coma after one too many role-playing exercises." - Jane D.