Minute-Madness: The Meeting of the Century

Welcome to the most epic meeting in the history of time

Where time is money, and money is power, and power is a never-ending cycle of meetings.

Join us for:

• Endless discussions about the meaning of "urgent"
• Powerpoint presentations with more bullets than a gun magazine
• Breakout sessions with free donuts and coffee

Don't forget to bring your lunch, because this meeting will run for 3 days, with no breaks.

And for the love of all things holy, don't even think about trying to leave before the meeting is over, or you'll have to face the wrath of Our Tyrant.