Notes from the Minute Monstrosity

Minutes are the new hours, folks. We're talking tyranny, oppression, and the occasional existential crisis.

Here's what we've been up to:

• Minutes of Tyranny - Our favorite ways to make the most of our 60-second lives.
• Minute Misadventures - When our best-laid plans go awry in under a minute.
• Minute Zen - Finding inner peace, one minute at a time.

Today's Agenda

9:00 AM: Meeting of the Minute Tyrants

10:00 AM: Minute Monstrosity's Birthday Celebration (it's a thing)

11:00 AM: The Art of Procrastination in 60 Seconds or Less

12:00 PM: Lunch Break (don't forget to eat, or you'll turn into a minute monster)

1:00 PM: The Science of Doing Nothing for 60 Seconds or Less

2:00 PM: More Minutes of Tyranny (we're just getting started)

Upcoming Events

Minutes of Malice - Our annual gathering of the most malevolent minute tyrants.

Minute Manipulation - Our conference on the art of controlling others for 60 seconds or less.