MINUTE TYRANTS PLOT FOR DINNER

Where every meeting is a coup d'etat, and every plot to take over the world starts over a perfectly good cup of coffee.

• Plotting for Lunch – Where do we take the afternoon off?
• Brainstorming for Domination – Let's see if we can come up with something slightly more interesting than world conquest this time.
• Evaluating the Merits of Mass Hysteria – Is it time to start a cult, or just a particularly enthusiastic book club?

Next meeting: 30 minutes of unproductive silence, followed by 20 minutes of pointless discussion, and 10 minutes of someone shouting 'I'm the leader!'