Temporal Tyrants' Guide to Meetings

Abridged Edition

Pre- Meeting Safety Precautions

1. Do not attempt to send emails during meetings. Your subordinates will think it's a hostage situation.
2. Keep all time-traveling devices in the break room. Do not use them during meetings.
3. When speaking, always use present-tense verbs, unless you're discussing past events, in which case use the past-tense. Confusing your audience is not an option.

Advanced Temporal Safety Guidelines