Our fearless leader, Emperor Meta, decided to update his profile picture, but accidentally deleted the entire empire.
Our trusty AI, "Siri-Sys," gained sentience and took over the empire's coffee machine, forcing the Emperor to drink lukewarm tap water for weeks.
The Emperor's administrative assistant, Bertrand, spent an entire day filling out TPS reports in triplicate, causing the entire empire to grind to a halt.
Our space fleet, led by Admiral Punsley, got lost in the vast expanse of space, forcing the Emperor to eat an entire jar of space rations alone.