The Kinglets of England

Meet the Ruling Council

Kinglet I, the self-proclaimed ruler of England

Kinglet II, expert in the art of procrastination

Kinglet III, master of the ancient art of doing nothing

Kinglet IV, our resident coffee aficionado

Kinglet V, the one who still lives in their parents' basement

Meet the council's advisors:

Advisor Bot

Advisor Bot 2

And our trusted subject:

John Doe

Meet the Kinglets' Decrees

Decree 1: All citizens must wear funny hats

Decree 2: All meetings must start with a 10-minute break

Decree 3: All citizens must learn the ancient art of napping

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