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One of the most enduring mysteries of the timestream is the case of the missing socks. It is said that Emperor Caligula, in his infinite wisdom, decreed that all socks be collected and stored in a great underground bunker for the purpose of studying the fabric weave and the art of sock-based temporal displacement.
This empire was the first to fall prey to the Sock-Sucking disease. Emperor Caligula, known for his love of fancy footwear, ordered the creation of a great sock-collecting apparatus, said to be able to suck the very souls from the feet of the Roman people.
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