Welcome, minion of the Emperor. You have been summoned to attend an emergency meeting of the Temporal Accounting and Budgeting Services. Your presence is required to review the fiscal reports for the timestream.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the meeting will take place in a pocket dimension created by our top temporal engineers. Please be prepared for a thrilling experience of bureaucratic tedium.
Remember, failure to attend this meeting will result in a temporal audit of your personal time-stream. Don't say we didn't warn you.