Timely Task Force Mission 3 Briefing

Welcome, agents. Mission 3 is about to get underway. Our objective is to infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of Blandia, a city notorious for its soul-crushing beige everything.

Situation Report

• Blandia's defenses comprise 17 layers of beige walls, each with 3 inches of padding.
• Enemy forces are equipped with an abundance of beige uniforms, which blend seamlessly into the surroundings.
• We have reason to believe that the city's ruler, the infamous Baron Blandington, is hiding in the heart of the city.

Objectives

• Infiltrate the city without losing your sense of style or purpose.
• Leave a trail of color and creativity in the wake of our departure.

Assets

• We have been supplied with an arsenal of high-viscosity paint in a variety of colors.

Timeline

• Mission launch: 0900 hours.
• Mission duration: 48 hours.
• Extraction: 0900 hours + 48 hours.

Remember, agents: a good mission is not just about the objective, it's about leaving a lasting impression.

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