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Time Traders School of Tyranny: Minute-by-Minute Lectures

Welcome, would-be dictators, to the premier institution for learning the art of temporal manipulation! Here, you'll discover the intricacies of time itself and how to exploit its fabric to bend reality to your whim.

Below, you'll find a selection of our esteemed lectures, each designed to drill into you the skills needed to rule with an iron fist... or, rather, an iron hourglass.

Class 1: Time Dilation 101

Learn how to slow down or speed up time, making the world an easier place to dominate.

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Class 2: Chrono-Propaganda

Discover the secrets of manipulating public perception through carefully crafted temporal narratives.

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Class 3: Time-Traveling Spies

Catch up on the art of inserting yourself into the timeline to shape the course of events to your advantage.

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