Tyrannosaurus King Decides to Merge with a Bank
Minutes from the most epic meeting ever held in the land of the dinosaurs:
- Item 1: "We, T-Rex, shall absorb the assets of the Bank of the Ancient World. The people will tremble at the thought of our combined power!"
- Item 2: "The bank shall provide us with a steady supply of juicy fish for our snack cabinet. Deal?"
- Item 3: "We, the bank, shall provide the T-Rex with an endless supply of gold coins for their treasure hoard. Deal?"
- Item 4: "The CEO of the bank shall wear a tiny top hat on their desk for inspiration. Deal?"
Resolution: The merger shall be complete by the end of the next ice age. All parties agree, no dissenting voices allowed.
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