Welcome, Minute Tyrant-in-Residence

We are the rulers of this tiny corner of the internet, where the very fabric of reality is bent to our whimsical will. Our reign of terror is measured not in minutes, but in Years.

Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the laws of logic are merely a distant memory. Our meetings are the stuff of legend, where decisions are made with the stroke of a pen and the snap of a ruler.

But beware, for we are not to be trifled with. Our meetings can be long and grueling, and our demands are not to be taken lightly.

Still, you have been warned. Proceed at your own risk, lest you suffer the wrath of our Minute Tyrant's Fury.