- Point 1: The Sock Conspiracy is real. We've been watching the missing socks for months.
- Point 2: We will be implementing a Sock Protocol to address the issue.
- Point 3: The Sock Protocol involves a series of complex algorithms and possibly some math.
- Assign Socks McSockserson to lead the Sock Protocol team.
- Request a grant from the Department of Missing Socks (DMS) for further research.
- Establish a Sock Emergency Hotline for citizens affected by the Great Sock Conspiracy.
Continue to Item 4 - The Sock Protocol: Implementation