Minutes of Madness

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Coffee Break. Don't forget the caffeine.
• 9:30 AM - The Mysterious Case of the Missing TPS Reports. Anybody seen them?
• 10:30 AM - "The Importance of Meeting Start Times". A discussion on punctuality.
• 12:00 PM - Lunch Break. Don't eat too much, you'll get a stomachache.
• 1:30 PM - "The Secret to Success". A presentation by the self-proclaimed "Expert" Dave.

Minutes of Madness. Where productivity goes to die.