Today's Agenda: Discussing the importance of unnecessary meetings.
Attendees:
Bob: "I've been working on this report for weeks, and I'm not sure if it's worth presenting."
Jane: "I agree, but have you considered using a different font to make it more exciting?"
John: "I'm not sure, but I've been staring at the same spreadsheet for hours, and I'm starting to feel like I'm in a coma."
Minutes of Madness: 0
Next Meeting: Same Time, Same Place, Different Excuses.