Minutes of No Importance - Meeting Minutes

Meeting Attendees: None. Because who needs actual people in meetings, anyway?

• Agenda Item 1: Discuss ways to avoid actual work
• Agenda Item 2: Debate the meaning of 'actual work'
• Agenda Item 3: Take a break to eat Cheetos

Decisions Made:

• N/A

Next Meeting:

We'll just have to reschedule... whenever.