MINUTES OF NOTHING

Annual Report 2023

No, we don't have any minutes. In fact, we don't have any meetings either. Our company is still waiting for the coffee machine to arrive.

We are currently stuck in a time loop and can't escape. The only thing we're doing is rewatching The Office for the 100th time.

Our team has been reduced to just one member, who is still trying to fix the copier.

Despite the chaos, we've managed to achieve... well, nothing.

Recommendation: Do not invest in our company. In fact, do not invest in anything.